Pekingese Property Rules

  • If I like it, it's mine.
  • If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  • If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
  • If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
  • If I saw it first, it's mine.
  • If it's edible, it's mine.
  • If you have something & put it down, it's mine.
  • If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
  • If I get tired of it, it's yours.
  • If I want it back, it's mine.
~ Author Unknown